Wednesday, May 21, 2008

CHATTING is injurious to health :)

Disclaimer: The following blog is author's personal opinion. No other web site or health magazine can claim that the Author has copied this from their resources. Any resemblance found is unintentional and strictly coincidental. [:D][ :P].....

Hypothesis:

  1. Don't chat with a gal during late night.

The author can prove the above hypothesis with rigorous mathematical proofs. But the author personally feels that instead of just stating the theory, a story along with it , can help, the poor souls who are reading this blog, to understand the seriousness of what is being stated. The stories mentioned are based on the author's personal experiences. ( Acknowledgement: BTech Final Year Days)

A bit of personal things. The author is the only child of his parents. The author studied in a MIXED school till his tenth standard. 12 long years he studied in the same school. (from LKG to tenth). After his tenth,he had to join in some other school for continuing his education. (There was no PLUS One and PLUS Two in that school) . The author was a very nice boy in the school. There was not even a single thought like GAL FRIEND... He had lots of friends, both boys and gals. . Many a time, gals used to visit the author's home ...No problem @ home also...

So the author thought that his parents would send him to a MIXED SCHOOL for his PLUS ONE and PLUS TWO . But , unforunately due to some reasons , which the author is not interested in explaining in a blog, he was forced to join in a BOYS' school. So the contacts with the so called ' gal friends' began to decrease. The author , being a bit intelligent , cleared AIEEE and joined in NITC. There was absolutely no contact with any one after joining NITC. But the author's mind always wished to talk with his 'friends' again.

In one of the previous posts, the author has mentioned a date. June 26, 2006!!. Yeah, the day in which the author attended his L&T interview. The author after attending his interview, which got over @ 1.30 pm, was wondering what to do. As usual, he thought of spending the rest of his day in CC and decided to search his school mates thru orkut. The author was lucky... he got the contacts of almost all his school mates thru orkut. He sent a friend's request to every one. But he did nt get many of them accepted immediately. After staying up to 5.30, the author felt bored and wanted to know when the results of the interview would be announced. "By 10.30 pm", some body told.

The author went to his room. He saw many people discussing abt the interview in the hostel. The author saw a happy smile in the face of Katpu, Rojac and a few others...The author decided to sleep for some time. At 7.30 pm, Koduvally called him and told him that he was selected in the interview. Kodu also told the author to keep that as a secret as it was an UNOFFICIAL announcement by the Placement Rep(PR). The author was happy, went for his dinner and after that, to the placement cell. PR told the author that the official results wud be announced by 11.30 pm.

It was only 9.15 pm. The author decided to go back to CC. Then to his surprise, he got the invitation to chat, from two of his friends to whom he sent friends request in the evening. He was very happy. Started to chat immediately with one of them (A GAL)... For abt 2 hrs, the author chatted with that person. Suddenly, he got a call from one of his friends who was standing in front of the placement cell. The author looked at his watch...My GOD..." I was chatting for 2 hrs" ...He told her a BYE.., Rushed to the placement cell. When he reached there, he saw a crowd. One person suddenly came out and started reading the names of those who were selected. "Ya, the 3rd name: KRISHNA SABAREESH" ... The author was very happy, he called his parents and told them that he was selected. He also called that particular person with whom he was chatting for the past 2 hrs...

Next day morning, he again went to CC by 11 am .Yeah, that particular person was again online. Did nt chat so much, but just informed , that the author wud be going home, after two days.. The author did n't inform the matter to his parents ...Just wanted to give them a surprise....But the person with whom the author chatted on the previous night, informed the author's mother that her son was coming to TVM...Shit!!! The next day, when the author reached his home, no one was surprised.. But the author was surprised by two questions from his mother.

  • " What do you think?? That particular person has become more important than ur parents..??."some more blah,blah....Then advice, advice,advice ....my GOD...[:(]

From that day onwards, the author decided not to chat with any gal ( especially the ones who know his parents) during late night............GALS CAN THUS CHEAT U....

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

What to do next??






Yeah, I had a dream from my first year. Many a time , I had seen posters in Kattangal like this. Kattangal Dhanya...The most 'beautiful' theatre I have ever seen. Some of the specialities of that theatre :
  • only two classes of tickets are available there. Tickets worth Rs 5 and Rs 10. If you are ready to sit in wooden benches, then u need to spend just five rupees. But if you want to be more luxurious, pay them 10 rupees and sit in wooden chairs.
  • Whether you like to smoke or not, you will be in a 'SMOKE FULL' environment.
  • If you have not seen a MUTTA in your life before, this is a rare oppurtunity to get familiar with all varieties of them.
  • U can watch only A- rated movies on Thursdays..

Fortunately, I had gone there for the first time in my life on a Friday, along with two of my friends. We saw a good malayalam movie . But, when the show was over, we found one faculty member ( Maths Dept) there... ha ha.. What more to say??

Mukkom Abhilash :

The first thing that we hear whenever we go near the Palayam Bus Stand is " REC MUKKOM, REC MUKKOM ". So this means that , Mukkom is as important a place as REC is. As I like to watch malayalam movies very much, I always wished to go to Mukkom to watch a movie. One afternoon, Vishnu told me that he is interested in watching a new mallu movie, Vadakkumnathan ( Mohan Lal Movie) . Yeah, as the movie was released quite a few days back, it was currently running in Mukkom Abhilash Theatre. As both of us had an interest in going to Mukkom for watching a movie, we decided to go there for the first show.

We reached Mukkom by 5.15 pm. The show was supposed to start at 6.15. We wandered here and there and atlast reached the theatre. It was a pretty big one, though the building was a bit old. Any way, we took the balcony tickets . But to our surprise, the theatre was almost empty though it was a Mohan Lal movie. We thought that the people in those parts of the state support only Mammotty. The show got over by 8.50 pm. We decided to take food from Mukkom. After the dinner, we came to the bus stop . We thought that ' we would get a bus easily, to reach the college well before the gate facing Kattangal, is closed' . We waited for quite a lot of time. We did nt get a bus. Atlast, we found out the truth from some one, " Mone, today being a Sunday, there are not so many buses to Kozhikode at this time. The time is already 9.45 pm. You , people are very late. Next bus is the last one to Calicut. It may come in 15 min" .

Oh my God!! We started to blame our fate. We could have gone back to Kattangal as soon as the show got over, with out wasting our time for taking food. At last , by 10.20 pm, a bus came . We were very very happy. We did nt get a seat to sit. By 10.45 , we reached Kattangal. When we were about to get down, we saw a Mech Prof entering the same bus thru the back door. He didn't see us. We wanted to avoid his questions also. So we decided to get down thru the other door. But it was invain. He 'caught' us red- handed. "Where are you people coming from?".... Vishnu, "Sir, Cinema.... late aayi ". Myself," Sir, Mukkom ,...bus kittiyilla...". After hearing the word 'MUKKOM' Sir: " Sheri Sheri nadakkatte !!"....a typical smile as well. We were not able to understand the meaning of that smile.....


Monday, May 19, 2008

Life without NALANDA???

Second part of the story

Nalanda, the digital library in NITC, is supposed to be a store house of knowledge. Many people say : "We can access lots of International Journals thru NALANDA". The things that attracted me were the Air Conditioned Room and the really sexy computers out there. The computers available in CC were really desp. Many a time, I found difficulty in opening my Yahoo Messenger in CC. More over I was caught once for viewing something 'UNDESIRABLE'. So I started to hate CC.

So I started to think. "Why shudnt I use the facility provided (NALANDA) by the college properly?". So I went inside the NALANDA, and checked whether my username and pass word were working there. No!!! I talked with a Checchi there and got a new username and pass word. I was very happy . But still I wondered why many people preferred CC to NALANDA. Many of the seats in NALANDA were vacant. Atlast I realized the truth. " ORKUT IS BLOCKED IN NALANDA". Shit!! I wasted lots of my energy for getting such a facility. ??
I tried out various ways for entering orkut. Atlast I found out the way. Use https://www.orkut.com. I shud use an 'S' along with http://. ..Thats it!!

Thus I was in a position to access almost all the sites thru NALANDA. Great!! I started to use it for all purposes except the one for which it was actually built. ACADEMIC PURPOSES.. Even my friends, who used to call me a PAMP , wondered. " What happened to this guy? . For the past three days, he is not coming to my room for using my computer..Entha evan nannayo?? " Btw, PAMP(The Snake) is a pet name given to those who want to disturb others in every possible way(especially by using the computers of others, without even giving an oppurtunity to the owner to touch his comp). Unfortunately, I was a person who was not having a computer and I was supposed to be the Greatest PAMP in the E Hostel.

hmmm.... U can cheat any one till u r caught . But my NALANDA days did nt last long. I was caught , for using orkut in NALANDA. The checchi started to 'advise' me . She even blocked my ID. She told me to meet some Prof in charge of Digital Library, if I wanted to use NALANDA facilities again. Shit!! Again back to CC...[:(]

My Final Year Days in NITC


First part of the story
June 26th 2006:

L&T visited the NIT campus on this day, if I am right. The placement season for that academic year started off with L&T as the first CORE company coming to the campus. I hope many of you know the meaning of core. It is believed by many people who did Mechanical Engg in a presitigious institute like NIT including me, that we should join in a firm which is doing something closely related to what we have studied in the four years of our BTech life. Did I learn any thing in those four years? [:P]

So I have also decided to write the written test. All the Mech Engg students wrote exam except a few (Ankeeth and KP ). By God's grace,I cleared the written test, so the next question was INTERVIEW?? Yeah, it is true . I cleared that also. ( More details about the interview, I will put later).

I was really happy at that time. One should be lucky enough to get placed in the very first CORE company that visited the campus.

September first week
I dont remember the exact date. But Maruti Suzuki visited the NIT campus for the first time in the NIT history. Yeah, it was our first dream option. Initially I was not willing to write the written test. But many people told me, "life @ Maruti is damn good.More over it is in GURGAON. It is supposed to be a very 'hot' place. U can find lots of babes" :D ..
Yeah, I shud also write the test. An escape from the four years of boredom. I wrote the written test and attended the interview. I was not able to perform well in the interview, but still Maruti people selected me.

My first blog

Hi friends,
I am Krishna Sabareesh. I am currently doing my MTech in IIT Madras. I read the blogs of others and always wanted to start a blog . This one being my first blog, is not having any thing worth reading . I hope to add some thing really interesting in my future blogs.